Welcome to the JHA Family!
It's time you got the coverage you deserve:
HEALTHCARE REFORM
So everyone thinks it's time to reform the American health-care system.
Fine.
But before you go and try to do something really radical, let's take a moment to stop and catch our breath.
You don't want to end up with some communist rationing, do you?
No, of course you don't . . . more
BAD
You know, it's not our fault the cost of health-care has skyrocketed- it's the lawyers.
In this culture of litigation, everyone has gotten sue-happy and it hurts our bottom line.
Of course, we've got better lawyers than the litigious plaintiffs, and a lot more of them.
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on the Web Yet?
Hey- feeling a little ill?
Don't waste time on a costly visit to the doctor, just look it up on the internet.
You're lucky enough to live in a time when the whole of human knowledge is at your fingertips.
With sites like WebMD, you can be your own doctor, and save us the trouble.
Look- sometimes HMOs need to drop people.
It's nobody's fault.
These things just happen.
It doesn't help to dwell on the time we did cover you.
That was before your pre-existing condition, or you used up too much money or you got old . . . more
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